baby barak and other adventures

to my faithful followers and loyal stalkers do not worry, my one month hiatus from the limelight was spent blissfully resting in a hospital suite, ahhhhhh...ok, so here are some of the never ending adventures that have kept bob, "the quite amazing", never ending adventuring!   

as was stated in my last post i have started school up again (one of bob's biggest challenges is school, stay tuned to see if this time bob graduates with a degree before the big 5-0 birthday!!), the college is about a 45min walk from my apartment and one evening as i was starting my way home from class at about 6:30pm i came upon a small, teeny tiny baby kitten (after looking online bob has deduced that the small creature was no more than one month old). because strays are fairly common here on saipan i figured its mother was somewhere close by and was about to leave when the kitten ventured further out into the road and almost got hit by a truck. well of course after that i couldn't just leave it because cat roadkill is almost just as common (bob to the rescue!). after searching for a non-existent mother i took the kitten home with me and sneaked it into my no-pets-allowed apartment. i gave it some water and named it barack (bob's heroic act took place on inauguration day). (super)mom and i took baby barack to mutual and eventually was able to find what i thought (bob's big mistake...thinking) was an okay home with one of the older young men. unfortunately, this adventure has a bad ending so to keep up the illusion of me doing good here is where i stop. (but brave bob goes on! after only a few short days in his new home baby barack was let outside to eat and a massive kitten-eating dog came up and ate the kitten! brave bob never felt more like a failure in a mission before, so long baby barack, RIP.) 

in other news i have gotten a new roommate, actually apartment-mate as we actually have separate bedrooms. (bob's new side kick is sexy jennifer whose power is to be able to melt men with the flash of a smile) when jen first moved in she painted the apartment's stalk white walls a bold red and black, which actually looks better then it sounds, and we got in trouble for it with our landlady (bob and sexy jennifer fight off the mad m with their strong evil eye defense), but it has turned out ok because even though she was mad, she did say that it looked good! 

classes are going ok. i am taking basic japanese for the third time now and am still really struggling with it. (bob has nothing to say here, so he's not a hero in all things, ok!) it actually isn't all that hard of a language, i just really have a difficult time with languages i think(bob's still learning english!) i'm just one of those people that needs to really be immursed in it and four hours a week is just not gonna cut it. oh well. my other classes are american history 2 (bob's always wondered what happened to america after the civil war), health (bob knows he's taken this one before, just can't prove it...), and digital media design (bob is going to design his own action hero logo!) i actually like this class better than i thought i would, though it's more work than originally thought too. 

on a creepy note, i came home last night and the kitchen light and ceiling fan were both on. i thought maybe jen had left them on (bob called out for faithful sidekick with no such luck), but when jen got home she swore that she hadn't (bob tends to believe her as he made her pass his super-duper lie-detector). but this is not the first time i have come home and strange things have happened. once, i (when bob was still alone) came inside and the airconditioner in my bedroom (which bob never uses due to his sensitivity to cold) was on full blast (bob has since disarmed the monsterous machine). i am wondering if maybe my landlords are coming in when i'm not here, they would be the only other people to have a key. i think maybe i'll mention it next time i go pay the rent because it is a contract and privacy violation (what if the mad m found out bob secret identity?! then it would be a fight to the bloody death...and bob is a little weesy around blood).

alright, so that is it for now, i have to get ready for class (code phrase for mission!) but i promise to all those devoted fans (wannabes) that i will be back to post (save you all from bordem) another day (this time not too far in the furture)!